FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
