I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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