hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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