apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i believe in u and ur pee
His nipple licking is glorious
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