woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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