Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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