it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
soo... how was my night?
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