cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it glows. i had to have it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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