weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's like God shit irony all over that family
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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