Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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