Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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