I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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