In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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