just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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