did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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