I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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