atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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