i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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