If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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