stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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