Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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