I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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