Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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