Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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