News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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