my soul wont recognize me after tonight
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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