Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Randomize
