Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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