can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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