she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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