it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm just crazy horny about you
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
