Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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