so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My Higher Power is John Stamos
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i think i just lost a toe
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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