I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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