if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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