dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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