the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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