how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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