I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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