He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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