What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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