Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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