Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
