We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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