ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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