I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
