Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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