either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
home. puking in laundry basket.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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