All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that's an acceptable place to lick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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