with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just want nice things and good sex
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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