So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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