Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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