she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just had sex bonerless
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
