the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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